Netflix & Chill… The smart way, with Conner Constantine
So you’ve got lucky and arranged to meet your tinder date this weekend. They’re coming to your house to ‘Netflix & Chill’ and you’re not sure how strong your game is. We at LadsGuide have the smart way of planning your saucy movie night!
First of all.. don’t be dressed in your dressing gown with nothing on except your Borats mankini when they turn up to your door. Be presentable as if you’re going out, but really you’re going Tesco to get some munch. Make it about them and buy whatever they want, they’ll feel complacent. Having an alcoholic beverage is a fun idea but its not mandatory.
When you both get back, make sure they feel welcomed and comfortable. Maybe introduce them to your mum and offer them some cosy loose lounge ware ;). If you want be be classy then buy yourself Amazon prime(moving up in the world eh). For only £79 a year you’ll get tons of stuff other than movies. Don’t spend too long choosing a film as you both will probably only watch the first quarter of it. You both probably will be laying on top of the covers awkwardly, so this is where you will make the first move to get under the covers. Turn your fan on to make the other person cold or if you want to be absolutely savage then open your window letting the blistering cold air come chill your room.
Don’t make any moves straight away as it won’t look good for you. Give it 20 minutes because it’ll get em thinking you’re not going to try it and they’ll soon get needy. They’ll either make the first move by getting closer but if not then its all up to you pal. By this point everything should run smoothly… If not then give it the old ‘I’ve had a tiring day at work and my back aches, can I have a massage?’ Half way through this mischievous massage, turn around while they’re on your back and the chemistry will ignite. Thank us later ;p.